Jokes
I had a statistician friend who was afraid to fly. "I once calculated the probability that there was a bomb on the plane," he said to me, "and found that it was much too high for my comfort."
Two weeks later I saw him in the airport. "I thought you were afraid to fly?," I asked.
"Oh, not anymore. You see, I calculated the probability that there were two bombs on the plane, and it was sufficiently low to put me at ease. So now I carry my own bomb with me and I feel perfectly safe." - Raymond Smullyan
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "Guys, you've got to know your limits," and pours two beers.
Two weeks later I saw him in the airport. "I thought you were afraid to fly?," I asked.
"Oh, not anymore. You see, I calculated the probability that there were two bombs on the plane, and it was sufficiently low to put me at ease. So now I carry my own bomb with me and I feel perfectly safe." - Raymond Smullyan
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "Guys, you've got to know your limits," and pours two beers.